Shanghai Hash House Harriers

Run No 1017, 10 Aug 2008.
This week we celebrate one of the least Hash House Harrierish of traditions… The Olympics…. with a cool T-Shirt and an out of town run in the Olympic city of She Shan which will host some of the most popular Olympic sports of rice paddy snorkeling, chicken dung throwing, synchronized vomiting and the craptathlon. Our hares have been recently disqualified from entry into all Olympic events and some have been or will soon be deported to such third world sporting countries as …. England. The run will be in She Shan with circle in She Shan then returning to Shanghai for the Bash in the Chang Ning district of Shanghai.

Hares;
Gold Medal Hare- Flash. Disqualified for excessive blood in his alcohol stream & gratuitous use of the near expletive ‘fupping’.
Silver Medal Hare- Screw Me Together. Banned for excessive blood in her alcohol stream & use of the anabolic steroid, marzipan.
Branoze Medal Hare- NN Jane. Banned for a bad sense of direction and an abnormally low level of eggs, flour & beer in her hair.

Time:
1 pm sharp departure from opposite the Portman.
1:30 pm sharp pickup from the grassy knoll on the north west corner of the intersection of Yanan Lu & Hong Xu Lu.

Directions;
Most people know where the Portman is right? If not take a taxi and tell the taxi driver Portman. Please arrive 12:30 for a 1 pm departure.
The intersection of Yanan Lu & Hong Xu Lu is at...em...Yanan Lu & HongXu Lu. So tell the taxi man that if you are closer to the Hongqiao area. Please arrive 1-1:15 for a 1:30 pickup. The grassy knoll is just a very small patch of grass. Less of a knoll and more of a blade to be honest. And JFK was not shot there despite the has conspiracy theories.

If you are lost or late call Doggy Bob on 15900908683.

Restaurant;
If you plan to skip the run but want to join at the restaurant later we should arrive about 6:30-7pm & the details are;
Dong Bei Ren (Shui Cheng Lu)
Address: 555 Shui Cheng Lu (near Mao Tai Lu) 2nd Floor
Map: http://map.baidu.com/#word=%B6%AB%B1%B1%C8%CB%28%CB%AE%B3%C7%B5%EA%29&ct=40&bs=021&sid=MAPNSMYBTMTWQPYPXMYEH
Warning; The Shanghai HHH accepts no responsibility for brain damage or permanent eye crossing that can be caused to Hashers from reading maps.

120 RMB for Expats, 80 RMB for locals.
It's still the best value around the Olympic hashing world apart from the very traditional Athens Olympics BC Hash. Hashers run and drink as the first Olympians did. In the nude, which means no Olympic Hash T-Shirt, a lot of sunburn and, with the sorry state of deteriorating hash physiques and beer related obesity, has also been know to cause brain damage and blindness.

Take a look at picasaweb.google.com/ShanghaiH3/Hash22thJune2008 to see what happens on the hash!

Hare line;
Aug 17- Head Job & W$%king with Wolves
Aug 24- N-N Cam & a Kiwi impersonating Dr. Cathy
Aug 31- S Club 7 & Bananarama
Sep 7- Captain P$%smark & Ninja
Sep 14- Come on my Face & Bow Tie B&*bies

Hash Olympics Medal Table;

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